Evaporated Zombie Blood

I just dreamt that in was playing Card Against Humanity with He Who Shall Not Be Named.
What?

Is it normal for me to get so asdfghjkl mad when Drago Bludvist put his foot on Hookfang head? Like he doesn’t even respect Hookfang at all and Hookfang and Snotlout and everyone cant do anything about it and it gets my blood boiling like dragon’s fire!!

Valka agrees to go back to Berk and become a family to hiccup and stoick again.
Gobber: all right. But I’ll do the cooking

Does this mean that Gobber has been taking care of Stoick since Odin knows when? Cooking meals for him, taking care of Hiccup for him, doing Stoick’s laundry for him (possibly) everything that Valka was suppose to do..

Lol Benedict Cumberbatch is gonna voice Shere Khan in Jungle Book..
Sherlock
Khan
Shere Khan
Sherl Khan
Hahaha

Why do people cut for celebrities?
Try to explain that in words.

I just watched Divergent after countless of people asking me to watch it and I think I’m in love!!!

Hey hey guys.. Guys!
So we all know that Loki was possibly tortured by Thanos at the very beginning of the Avengers right?
And in Guardian Of The Galaxy, Gamora and Nebula said that they were tortured by Thanos to be heartless assassins.
So what if Thanos trained Loki to be a reckless assassin and he planned something way bigger than we ever though?
Nebula escaped and ran away at the end of GOTG, what if she contacted Loki some how and they plan something together?
Holy shit a new OTP.. Loki and Nebula.

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

(via tveiits)

Whoever that has second thoughts about watching Guardians Of The Galaxy should grind those second thoughts up and go watch it! Its freaking awesome!!!